Thanksgiving gaffaws (at the expense of the turkey)

  • Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
  • What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?  If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.
  • Our turkey was sick. All day long it had a thermometer in it.
  • Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
  • What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck himself!
  • Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?  Because they never learned good table manners!
  • What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble.
  • Using a new recipe, my wife put the turkey in aluminum foil. She had to roast it until it was brown. Twenty-four hours later, the aluminum foil was still silver.
  • Every year around Thanksgiving and Christmas you see such helpful articles on “How To Carve A Turkey”.  And, they’re really practical.  Now, if I can only find a butcher who sells those turkeys with the dotted lines on them.
  • Why are the cranberries red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  • A man went to get a turkey from a live poultry farm. “Do you have any turkeys going cheap?” he asked. “Nope,” said the owner. “All our turkey go ‘gobble, gobble, gobble.'”
  • Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

Have a happy Thanksgiving all! Gobble, gobble!

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