News Flash: The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump’s health care package:
The Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make
any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought
the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while
the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see
right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it
would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have
the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
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