Cryptic Christmas Card
A man sent his friend a cryptic Christmas card. It read:
A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
The recipient puzzled over it for weeks, finally gave up and wrote asking for an explanation. He later received the explanation: “No L.”
The Real Santa?
The local newscaster was with the crowd of parade watchers, welcoming Santa as he arrived in town, and in a live interview asked a bouncy 4-year old girl if she had talked with this Santa yet to give him her Christmas list.
“No” she replied emphatically.
“Are you going to talk with Santa?” the newscaster asked.
“NO” once again was the most definite answer which was not the reaction that he was expecting at all!
“Why?” he curiously asked the little one.
“Because the real Santa is at the Mall.”
Who is the Real Virgin?
A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.
Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, “Which virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”
The Wrong Gift
The parents began to assemble the special Christmas gift they had for their children. They had ordered a kit for a tree house and received the plans for it. However, the materials they received were for a sailboat.
They wrote the company to complain.
The company’s reply: “While we regret the inconvenience this mistake must have cause you, it is nothing compared to that of the man who is out on a lake somewhere trying to sail your tree house.”
The Seasonal Response
The store’s Santa Claus gave Jeanie a candy cane. Her mother says, “What do you say, Jeanie?” Jeanie looks up at Santa and says, “Charge it!”
God’s Not Deaf
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents’ house the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers.
The younger one began praying at the top of his lungs:
“I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…”
“I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…”
His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, “Why are you shouting? God’s not deaf, you know?”
The younger brother replied. “Yes I know God’s not deaf, but Grandmother is.”
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