• A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
• A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
• A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says : “A beer please, and one for the road.”
• Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
• I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
• I went to a seafood disco rave last week … and pulled a mussel.
• Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
• That was two-thirds of a pun: ‘p’ , ‘u’ .

Check out By George Journal’s selection of puns in our archives – articles tagged “puns”.

(ed. – No punny post would be complete without acknowledging our friend, The Kng of Punsters, Dick Inwood. Thanks Dick for your years of providing our office countless morning smiles and groans!!)

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