Here are some medical definitions
from the back-forty…
- Artery: The study of paintings.
- Benign: What you be after you be eight.
- Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
- Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
- Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
- Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty.
- Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
- Coma: A punctuation mark.
- Dilate: To live long.
- Enema: Not a friend.
- Fester: Quicker than someone else.
- Fibula: A small lie.
- Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
- Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
- Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
- Medical Staff: A Doctor’s cane.
- Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
- Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
- Node: I knew it.
- Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
- Post Operative: A letter carrier.
- Rectum: Darn near killed him.
- Seizure: Roman emperor.
- Tablet: A small table.
- Tumor: More than one.
- Urine: Opposite of you’re out
- Varicose: Near by
(ed. – Again, many thanks to our friend Dick Inwood. Keep ’em coming!!)