Here are some new words being proposed for inclusion in Oxford English Dictionary
Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
Ambitchous : Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
Dudevorce : When two male heterosexual best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .
Destinesia : When you arrive in the room where you intending to go, you can’t remember why you were going there in the first place.
Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.
Textpectation : The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
Carcolepsy : The inability to stay alert when in a car.
Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Deja poop : The feeling that the same lame shit keeps happening over and over to you.
Askhole : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you say.
(ed. – Thanks to our loyal Ottawa contributor: Dick Inwood!)