{"id":10384,"date":"2019-07-05T08:31:09","date_gmt":"2019-07-05T12:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=10384"},"modified":"2019-08-14T08:44:43","modified_gmt":"2019-08-14T12:44:43","slug":"the-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=10384","title":{"rendered":"The Haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>When campaigning along the streets of Toronto, Justin Trudeau ducked into a barber shop and asked the barber, \u201cHow long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will the haircut look?\u201d<br \/><br \/>The barber replied, \u201cJust ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>An hour and fifteen minutes later Trudeau looked into the mirror in horror and the barber handed him a bill for $200.<br \/><br \/>Trudeau gasped, \u201cYou took too long, it doesn&#8217;t look that great, and it is costing me ten times more than you said!\u201d<br \/><br \/>The barber smiled and replied, \u201cThat makes us even.\u201d<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>FROM OUR E-BOOK<\/p>\r\n<p>The joke was selected from <em>Epic Political Jokes &amp; Quotes\u00a0\u2013 <\/em>the 150-page-plus e-book bursting with funny guffaws, \u201cshaggy-dog\u201d stories and sideways jokes about politicians and politics. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=10353\">Read more about it here<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?page_id=4603\">Order your copy here<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When campaigning along the streets of Toronto, Justin Trudeau ducked into a barber shop and asked the barber, \u201cHow long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will the haircut look?\u201d The barber replied, \u201cJust ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous.\u201d An hour and fifteen minutes later Trudeau looked into&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[77,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10384"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10386,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10384\/revisions\/10386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}