An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.<\/p>\r\n
The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
\u201cSadly,\u201d he said, \u201cI’m afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
\u201cOh, Dear God!\u201d cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. \u00a0\u201cWe’ve never had a Liberal in the family before!\u201d<\/p>\r\n
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