{"id":10404,"date":"2019-08-16T06:19:59","date_gmt":"2019-08-16T10:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=10404"},"modified":"2019-08-14T09:21:41","modified_gmt":"2019-08-14T13:21:41","slug":"pet-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=10404","title":{"rendered":"Pet Parrot"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>During a lull between speeches at the recent Liberal convention, Sophie Gr\u00e9geiore-Trudeau leaned over to chat with the PMs Chief of Staff Gerald Butts.<\/p>\r\n<p>\u201cYou know, I bought Justin a parrot for Christmas. That bird is so smart, Justin has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\r\n<p>\u201cWow, that&#8217;s pretty impressive,&#8221; said Butts, &#8220;but, you do realize that he just speaks the words, he doesn&#8217;t really understand what they mean.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n<p>\u201cOh, I know,\u201d replied Sophie, \u201cneither does the parrot.\u201d<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>FROM OUR E-BOOK<\/p>\r\n<p>The joke was selected from <em>Epic Political Jokes &amp; Quotes\u00a0\u2013 <\/em>the 150-page-plus e-book bursting with funny guffaws, \u201cshaggy-dog\u201d stories and sideways jokes about politicians and politics. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=10353\">Read more about it here<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?page_id=4603\">Order your copy here<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During a lull between speeches at the recent Liberal convention, Sophie Gr\u00e9geiore-Trudeau leaned over to chat with the PMs Chief of Staff Gerald Butts. \u201cYou know, I bought Justin a parrot for Christmas. That bird is so smart, Justin has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWow, that&#8217;s pretty impressive,&#8221; said Butts,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[77,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10404"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10404"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10406,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10404\/revisions\/10406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}