{"id":11337,"date":"2020-04-07T10:52:52","date_gmt":"2020-04-07T14:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=11337"},"modified":"2020-04-07T22:55:18","modified_gmt":"2020-04-08T02:55:18","slug":"reposting-our-dozen-fav-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=11337","title":{"rendered":"Reposting Our Dozen FAV Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the hundreds of puns you will find in the By George Journal<\/em> archive, here are our dozen favourite puns.<\/p>\n

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  1. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.<\/li>\n
  2. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn\u2019t control her pupils?<\/li>\n
  3. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. All the toilets in New York\u2019s police stations have been stolen and as of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.<\/li>\n
  5. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I\u2019d never met herbivore.<\/li>\n
  6. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says \u201cI\u2019ll serve you, but don\u2019t start anything.\u201d<\/li>\n
  7. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can\u2019t have your kayak and heat it too.<\/li>\n
  8. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.<\/li>\n
  9. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.<\/li>\n
  10. Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France? De-brie was everywhere\u2026<\/li>\n
  11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.<\/li>\n
  12. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Chris George, providing reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? 613-983-0801 @\u00a0<\/em>CG&A COMMUNICATIONS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    From the hundreds of puns you will find in the By George Journal archive, here are our dozen favourite puns. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn\u2019t control her pupils? A…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11337"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11337"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11339,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11337\/revisions\/11339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}