{"id":1700,"date":"2018-05-10T07:37:43","date_gmt":"2018-05-10T11:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=1700"},"modified":"2018-05-21T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T13:00:00","slug":"10-comments-sure-to-turn-heads-in-your-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=1700","title":{"rendered":"10 comments sure to turn heads in your office"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.<\/li>\n
  2. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.<\/li>\n
  3. Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.<\/li>\n
  4. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<\/li>\n
  5. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.<\/li>\n
  6. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.\u00a0 It appears your desk is a work station.<\/li>\n
  7. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.<\/li>\n
  8. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!<\/li>\n
  9. Okay, whatever. I\u2019ve learned never to argue with an idiot.\u00a0 He\u2019ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.<\/li>\n
  10. I thought you wanted a career, turns out you just wanted pay checks.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    (ed. – To clarify, this column is meant to be humourist and it is not advisable to actually utter these phrases to your co-workers – especially to superiors. Use at your own risk.)<\/em><\/p>\n

    Chris George, providing reliable PR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @<\/em>CG&A COMMUNICATIONS<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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