{"id":2604,"date":"2021-12-03T03:10:57","date_gmt":"2021-12-03T08:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=2604"},"modified":"2021-12-02T23:43:12","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T04:43:12","slug":"top-10-things-to-say-about-a-christmas-gift-you-don%e2%80%99t-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=2604","title":{"rendered":"Top-10 Things to Say about a Christmas Gift You Don\u2019t Like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. Hey! There&#8217;s a gift!<\/p>\n<p>9. Well, well, well &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would&#8217;ve fit.<\/p>\n<p>7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.<\/p>\n<p>6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.<\/p>\n<p>5. If the dog buries it, I&#8217;ll be furious!<\/p>\n<p>4. I love it &#8212; but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.<\/p>\n<p>3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.<\/p>\n<p>2. To think &#8212; I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don&#8217;t like:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. I really don&#8217;t deserve this.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Chris George provides reliable PR &amp; GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/cgacommunications.com\/m\/\">CG&amp;A COMMUNICATIONS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. Hey! There&#8217;s a gift! 9. Well, well, well &#8230; 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would&#8217;ve fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires. 5. If the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[26,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2604"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8862,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2604\/revisions\/8862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}