{"id":320,"date":"2015-04-29T09:10:38","date_gmt":"2015-04-29T13:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=320"},"modified":"2015-05-01T12:10:37","modified_gmt":"2015-05-01T16:10:37","slug":"zen-sarcasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"Zen Sarcasm"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.<\/li>\n<li>The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t be irreplaceable. If you can&#8217;t be replaced, you can&#8217;t be promoted.<\/li>\n<li>Never test the depth of the water with both feet.<\/li>\n<li>Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you&#8217;re a mile away and you have their shoes.<\/li>\n<li>If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, skydiving is not for you.<\/li>\n<li>Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.<\/li>\n<li>If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.<\/li>\n<li>If you tell the truth, you don&#8217;t have to remember anything.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.<\/li>\n<li>The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.<\/li>\n<li>A closed mouth gathers no foot.<\/li>\n<li>Duct tape is like &#8216;The Force&#8217;. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.<\/li>\n<li>There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.<\/li>\n<li>Generally speaking, you aren&#8217;t learning much when your lips are moving.<\/li>\n<li>Experience is something you don&#8217;t get until just after you need it.<\/li>\n<li>Always remember that you&#8217;re unique. Just like everyone else.<\/li>\n<li>Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. Don&#8217;t be irreplaceable. If you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6425,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions\/6425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}