{"id":3234,"date":"2012-04-30T12:26:21","date_gmt":"2012-04-30T16:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3234"},"modified":"2012-04-30T12:26:21","modified_gmt":"2012-04-30T16:26:21","slug":"15-favourite-%e2%80%9ccrusty%e2%80%9d-workplace-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3234","title":{"rendered":"15 Favourite \u201cCrusty\u201d Workplace Comments"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.<\/li>\n<li>This isn&#8217;t an office &#8211; it&#8217;s Hell with fluorescent lighting.<\/li>\n<li>Yes, he\u2019s a PBS mind in an MTV world.<\/li>\n<li>Does your train of thought have a caboose?<\/li>\n<li>Not the brightest crayon\/tool in the box now, are we?<\/li>\n<li>Nice perfume.\u00a0 Must you marinate in it?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to imagine you with a personality.<\/li>\n<li>How do I set a laser printer to stun?<\/li>\n<li>If I throw a stick, will you leave?<\/li>\n<li>Is it time for your medication or mine?<\/li>\n<li>Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?<\/li>\n<li>There\u2019s too many freaks, not enough circuses.<\/li>\n<li>I plead contemporary insanity.<\/li>\n<li>Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.<\/li>\n<li>I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. This isn&#8217;t an office &#8211; it&#8217;s Hell with fluorescent lighting. Yes, he\u2019s a PBS mind in an MTV world. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Not the brightest crayon\/tool in the box now, are we? Nice perfume.\u00a0 Must you marinate in it? I&#8217;m trying to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3234"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3236,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234\/revisions\/3236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}