{"id":3272,"date":"2012-05-14T14:35:52","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T18:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3272"},"modified":"2012-05-14T14:36:07","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T18:36:07","slug":"10-super-zingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3272","title":{"rendered":"10 Super Zingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These humourous zingers\u00a0are to be said <em>with attitude<\/em>:\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Everyone\u2019s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.<\/li>\n<li>I can only please one person per day so today is not your day and tomorrow doesn\u2019t look good either.<\/li>\n<li>Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?<\/li>\n<li>The tongue weighs practically nothing\u2026.but few people can hold it.<\/li>\n<li>Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t bother to wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty but the pig likes it.<\/li>\n<li>Obviously, the closest thing you will ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.<\/li>\n<li>If you need space then join NASA, baby.<\/li>\n<li>Did you fall out of an\u00a0ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?<\/li>\n<li>You just lost the chance you never had.<\/li>\n<li>Hey, your village just called and they\u2019re missing their idiot.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These humourous zingers\u00a0are to be said with attitude:\u00a0\u00a0 Everyone\u2019s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege. I can only please one person per day so today is not your day and tomorrow doesn\u2019t look good either. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? The tongue weighs practically nothing\u2026.but few&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3272"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3274,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272\/revisions\/3274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}