{"id":3330,"date":"2012-06-04T09:09:19","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T13:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2012-06-04T09:09:19","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T13:09:19","slug":"inspirational-sayings-for-the-%e2%80%9ccubicle-existence%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3330","title":{"rendered":"Inspirational Sayings for the \u201cCubicle Existence\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.<\/li>\n<li>If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos\u2026then you probably haven\u2019t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.<\/li>\n<li>Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.<\/li>\n<li>Eagles may soar, but weasels don\u2019t get sucked into jet engines.<\/li>\n<li>Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity<\/li>\n<li>A person who smiles in the face of adversity\u2026probably has a scapegoat.<\/li>\n<li>Plagiarism saves time.<\/li>\n<li>If at first you don\u2019t succeed, try management.<\/li>\n<li>Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.<\/li>\n<li>TEAMWORK\u2026means never having to take all the blame yourself.<\/li>\n<li>The beatings will continue until morale improves.<\/li>\n<li>Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.<\/li>\n<li>We waste time, so you don\u2019t have to.<\/li>\n<li>Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!<\/li>\n<li>Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.<\/li>\n<li>A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.<\/li>\n<li>When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.<\/li>\n<li>INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.<br \/>\nSucceed in spite of management.<\/li>\n<li>Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>This is one of the many humourous one-pagers that you will find in our <a href=\"http:\/\/cgacommunications.com\/www\/?page_id=38#4\" target=\"_blank\">Bulletin Board Wisdom Collection<\/a>, available free in our <em>By George Store <\/em>&#8211; to print off, pin up, and distributed to friends and co-workers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos\u2026then you probably haven\u2019t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3332,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions\/3332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}