{"id":334,"date":"2015-04-13T08:23:05","date_gmt":"2015-04-13T12:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=334"},"modified":"2015-04-14T14:19:26","modified_gmt":"2015-04-14T18:19:26","slug":"inspirational-posters-for-the-%e2%80%98cubicle-existence%e2%80%99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=334","title":{"rendered":"Cubical-Dwellers&#8217; inspiration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6328\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bg259-300x111.jpg\" alt=\"bg259\" width=\"300\" height=\"111\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bg259-300x111.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bg259-450x167.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bg259.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>For all cubical-dwellers, here is some Monday morning inspiration to get you started this week\u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.<\/li>\n<li>If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos&#8230;then you probably haven&#8217;t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.<\/li>\n<li>Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.<\/li>\n<li>Eagles may soar, but weasels don&#8217;t get sucked into jet engines.<\/li>\n<li>Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity<\/li>\n<li>A person who smiles in the face of adversity&#8230;probably has a scapegoat.<\/li>\n<li>Plagiarism saves time.<\/li>\n<li>If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, try management.<\/li>\n<li>Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.<\/li>\n<li>TEAMWORK&#8230;means never having to take all the blame yourself.<\/li>\n<li>The beatings will continue until morale improves.<\/li>\n<li>Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.<\/li>\n<li>We waste time, so you don&#8217;t have to.<\/li>\n<li>Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!<\/li>\n<li>Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.<\/li>\n<li>A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.<\/li>\n<li>When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.<\/li>\n<li>INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.<\/li>\n<li>Succeed in spite of management.<\/li>\n<li>Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all cubical-dwellers, here is some Monday morning inspiration to get you started this week\u2026 Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos&#8230;then you probably haven&#8217;t completely understood the seriousness of the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6329,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions\/6329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}