{"id":353,"date":"2015-04-09T16:54:59","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T20:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=353"},"modified":"2015-04-09T18:47:48","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T22:47:48","slug":"some-humourous-observations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=353","title":{"rendered":"A Dozen Humourous Observations"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cSuburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.\u201d &#8211; Bill Vaughan<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cSupport bacteria. They&#8217;re the only culture some people have.\u201d &#8211; Unknown<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cEverything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.\u201d &#8211; Will Rogers<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cOrganized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.\u201d &#8211; Woody Allen<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cOnce you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.\u201d &#8211; Albert Einstein<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cThe fact that no one understands you doesn&#8217;t make you an artist.\u201d &#8211; Unknown<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cPeople who never get carried away should be.\u201d &#8211; Malcolm Forbes<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cI love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.\u201d &#8211; Douglas Adams, author of <em>Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/em><\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cI was so poor growing up &#8230; if I wasn&#8217;t a boy &#8230;I&#8217;d have nothing to play with.\u201d &#8211; Rodney Dangerfield<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cMy formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.\u201d &#8211; Paul Getty<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cUSA Today has come out with a new survey: apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.\u201d &#8211; David Letterman<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u201cWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.\u201d &#8211; Robert A. Heinlein<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cSuburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.\u201d &#8211; Bill Vaughan \u201cSupport bacteria. They&#8217;re the only culture some people have.\u201d &#8211; Unknown \u201cEverything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.\u201d &#8211; Will Rogers \u201cOrganized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6302,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions\/6302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}