{"id":3732,"date":"2021-12-03T03:05:34","date_gmt":"2021-12-03T08:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3732"},"modified":"2024-12-17T13:50:38","modified_gmt":"2024-12-17T18:50:38","slug":"our-fav-dozen-humourous-christmas-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3732","title":{"rendered":"Our Dozen FAV Funny Christmas Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16320\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/christmas-humour2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/christmas-humour2.jpeg 224w, https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/christmas-humour2-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h3>A lovely thing about Christmas is that it\u2019s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. \u2014 Garrison Keillor<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. \u2014 Tom Sims<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>Christmas is a time when you get homesick \u2013 even when you\u2019re home. \u2014 Carol Nelson<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we\u2019ll be seeing six or seven. \u2014 W. C. Fields<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime.\u00a0 Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. \u2014 P.J. O\u2019Rourke<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. \u2014 Johnny Carson<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer\u2026. Who\u2019d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? \u2014 Bill Watterson<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.\u00a0 This wasn\u2019t for any religious reasons.\u00a0 They couldn\u2019t find three wise men and a virgin. \u2014 Jay Leno<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>What I don\u2019t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day. \u2014 Phyllis Diller<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. \u2014 Victor Borge<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up \u2013 they have no holidays. \u2014 Henry Youngman<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>Next to a circus there ain\u2019t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. \u2014 Kim Hubbard<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Chris George provides reliable PR &amp; GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/cgacommunications.com\/m\/\">CG&amp;A COMMUNICATIONS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lovely thing about Christmas is that it\u2019s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. \u2014 Garrison Keillor Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? 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