{"id":3754,"date":"2021-12-03T03:15:35","date_gmt":"2021-12-03T08:15:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3754"},"modified":"2021-12-02T23:43:34","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T04:43:34","slug":"some-christmas-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=3754","title":{"rendered":"Some Christmas Humour"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Cryptic Christmas Card<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

A man sent his friend a cryptic Christmas card. It read:<\/p>\n

A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.<\/p>\n

The recipient puzzled over it for weeks, finally gave up and wrote asking for an explanation. He later received the explanation: “No L.”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The Real Santa?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

The local newscaster was with the crowd of parade watchers, welcoming Santa as he arrived in town, and in a live interview asked a bouncy 4-year old girl if she had talked with this Santa yet to give him her Christmas list.<\/p>\n

“No” she replied emphatically.<\/p>\n

“Are you going to talk with Santa?” the newscaster asked.<\/p>\n

“NO” once again was the most definite answer which was not the reaction that he was expecting at all!<\/p>\n

“Why?” he curiously asked the little one.<\/p>\n

“Because the real Santa is at the Mall.”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Who is the Real Virgin?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.<\/p>\n

Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, “Which virgin was the mother of Jesus?\u00a0 The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The Wrong Gift<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

The parents began to assemble the special Christmas gift they had for their children. \u00a0 They had ordered a kit for a tree house and received the plans for it. \u00a0 However, the materials they received were for a sailboat.<\/p>\n

They wrote the company to complain.<\/p>\n

The company’s reply:\u00a0 “While we regret the inconvenience this mistake must have cause you, it is nothing compared to that of the man who is out on a lake somewhere trying to sail your tree house.”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The Seasonal Response
\n<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

The store’s Santa Claus gave Jeanie a candy cane.\u00a0 Her mother says, “What do you say, Jeanie?”\u00a0 Jeanie looks up at Santa and says, “Charge it!”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

God’s Not Deaf<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents’ house the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers.<\/p>\n

The younger one began praying at the top of his lungs:<\/p>\n

“I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…”
\n“I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…”<\/p>\n

His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, “Why are you shouting? God\u2019s not deaf, you know?\u201d<\/p>\n

The younger brother replied. \u201cYes I know God\u2019s not deaf, but Grandmother is.\u201d<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @<\/em>CG&A COMMUNICATIONS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cryptic Christmas Card A man sent his friend a cryptic Christmas card. It read: A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The recipient puzzled over it for weeks, finally gave up and wrote asking for an explanation….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[26,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3754"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3754"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12555,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3754\/revisions\/12555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}