{"id":4010,"date":"2013-04-24T08:19:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=4010"},"modified":"2013-04-24T08:20:21","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T12:20:21","slug":"10-comments-sure-to-turn-heads-in-your-office-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=4010","title":{"rendered":"10 comments sure to turn heads in your office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<w:WordDocument>\n<w:View>Normal<\/w:View>\n<w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom>\n<w:PunctuationKerning\/>\n<w:ValidateAgainstSchemas\/>\n<w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false<\/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>\n<w:IgnoreMixedContent>false<\/w:IgnoreMixedContent>\n<w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false<\/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>\n<w:Compatibility>\n<w:BreakWrappedTables\/>\n<w:SnapToGridInCell\/>\n<w:WrapTextWithPunct\/>\n<w:UseAsianBreakRules\/>\n<w:DontGrowAutofit\/>\n<\/w:Compatibility>\n<w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4<\/w:BrowserLevel>\n<\/w:WordDocument>\n<\/xml><![endif]--><\/p>\n<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<w:LatentStyles DefLockedState=\"false\" LatentStyleCount=\"156\">\n<\/w:LatentStyles>\n<\/xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]>\n\n\n\n<style>\n \/* Style Definitions *\/\n table.MsoNormalTable\n\t{mso-style-name:\"Table Normal\";\n\tmso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;\n\tmso-tstyle-colband-size:0;\n\tmso-style-noshow:yes;\n\tmso-style-parent:\"\";\n\tmso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;\n\tmso-para-margin:0cm;\n\tmso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;\n\tmso-pagination:widow-orphan;\n\tfont-size:10.0pt;\n\tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n\tmso-ansi-language:#0400;\n\tmso-fareast-language:#0400;\n\tmso-bidi-language:#0400;}\n<\/style>\n\n<![endif]--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/AhoHgMyCQAAV0GW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4011\" alt=\"AhoHgMyCQAAV0GW\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/AhoHgMyCQAAV0GW-200x300.jpg\" width=\"151\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/AhoHgMyCQAAV0GW-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/AhoHgMyCQAAV0GW.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 151px) 100vw, 151px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">If I agreed with you we\u2019d both be wrong.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">I didn\u2019t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Some people cause happiness wherever they go. 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