{"id":406,"date":"2015-03-18T12:11:54","date_gmt":"2015-03-18T16:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=406"},"modified":"2015-03-19T07:45:43","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T11:45:43","slug":"proverbs-for-today%e2%80%99s-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=406","title":{"rendered":"Proverbs for today\u2019s world"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6167\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/wise-quotes-wacky-facts.png\" alt=\"wise-quotes-wacky-facts\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/wise-quotes-wacky-facts.png 200w, https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/wise-quotes-wacky-facts-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he will be a mile away \u2013 and barefoot.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">A closed mouth gathers no feet.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Age is a high price to pay for maturity.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">If you are too open minded, your brains will fall out.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Going to church does not make you a Christian, any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">If you choose between two evils, pick the one you\u2019ve never tried before.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Always yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he will be a mile away \u2013 and barefoot. A closed mouth gathers no feet. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 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