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\n2. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead; do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either; just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
\n3. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you\u2019re a mile away and you have their shoes.
\n4. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he\u2019ll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
\n5. It\u2019s always darkest before dawn. So if you\u2019re going to steal your neighbor\u2019s newspaper, that\u2019s the time to do it.
\n6. A closed mouth gathers no foot. So, never miss a good chance to shut up.
\n7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
\n8. If you think nobody cares if you\u2019re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
\n9. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
\n10. Always remember you\u2019re unique \u2013 just like everyone else.<\/span><\/p>\n