{"id":4509,"date":"2013-11-05T08:06:05","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T13:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=4509"},"modified":"2013-11-05T08:06:49","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T13:06:49","slug":"social-media-gaffaws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=4509","title":{"rendered":"Social Media Gaffaws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<w:WordDocument>\n<w:View>Normal<\/w:View>\n<w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom>\n<w:PunctuationKerning\/>\n<w:ValidateAgainstSchemas\/>\n<w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false<\/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>\n<w:IgnoreMixedContent>false<\/w:IgnoreMixedContent>\n<w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false<\/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>\n<w:Compatibility>\n<w:BreakWrappedTables\/>\n<w:SnapToGridInCell\/>\n<w:WrapTextWithPunct\/>\n<w:UseAsianBreakRules\/>\n<w:DontGrowAutofit\/>\n<w:UseFELayout\/>\n<\/w:Compatibility>\n<w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4<\/w:BrowserLevel>\n<\/w:WordDocument>\n<\/xml><![endif]--><\/p>\n<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<w:LatentStyles DefLockedState=\"false\" LatentStyleCount=\"156\">\n<\/w:LatentStyles>\n<\/xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]>\n\n\n\n<style>\n \/* Style Definitions *\/\n table.MsoNormalTable\n\t{mso-style-name:\"Table Normal\";\n\tmso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;\n\tmso-tstyle-colband-size:0;\n\tmso-style-noshow:yes;\n\tmso-style-parent:\"\";\n\tmso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;\n\tmso-para-margin:0cm;\n\tmso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;\n\tmso-pagination:widow-orphan;\n\tfont-size:10.0pt;\n\tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n\tmso-ansi-language:#0400;\n\tmso-fareast-language:#0400;\n\tmso-bidi-language:#0400;}\n<\/style>\n\n<![endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Here are a few one-liners, puns and jokes relating to<em> social media<\/em> to insert in your next presentation \u2013 or in your next conversation\u00a0with a tech-fearing person.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">You just might be addicted to Social Media if you have more facebook friends than in real life\u2026 or if<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">you tweet more than you talk<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">when you hear a joke you say \u201clol\u201d instead of simply laughing<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">you can type eighty words a minute but talk thirty<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">refer to yourself as your blog name \u2013 \u201cYeah I\u2019m byGeorgeJournal!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">You update your status to tell people what your having for dinner\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">So, a man and wife were both in an Internet Business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realized how bad it gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said \u201cNo, not there. Scroll down a little.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Beware: Puns!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">When you post graffiti on my wall, it\u2019s deFacebook.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Fishing can be very \u201cWeb 2.0\u201d \u2013 especially when it\u2019s done in reel time.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Some people can\u2019t stand social media, but I say tweet his own.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">Though tweeting is now allowed in church, you must be worried about being text-communicated.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">And from <em>PR Daily<\/em>, here is Sam Fiorella\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prdaily.com\/Main\/Articles\/8590.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">12 most ridiculous social media job titles<\/a> (in no particular order):<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\">1. Web Alchemist<br \/>\n2. Head of Interactions<br \/>\n3. Ant Colony Forman<br \/>\n4. Chief People Herder<br \/>\n5. Chatter Monkey<br \/>\n6. Community Data Guerrilla<br \/>\n7. Social Media Guru<br \/>\n8. Social Media Swami<br \/>\n9. Public Happy Maker<br \/>\n10. Social Media Evangelist<br \/>\n11. Social Media Rockstar<br \/>\n12. Social Media Missionary<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"FR-CA\" style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: FR-CA;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: Georgia;\"><em>(ed. \u2013 This is a repost, originally appearing in By George Journal in June 2011.)<\/em> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are a few one-liners, puns and jokes relating to social media to insert in your next presentation \u2013 or in your next conversation\u00a0with a tech-fearing person. \u00a0 You just might be addicted to Social Media if you have more facebook friends than in real life\u2026 or if you tweet more than you talk when&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[46,59],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4509"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4509"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4511,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4509\/revisions\/4511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}