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CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound; is more powerful than a locomotive; is faster than a speeding bullet; walks on water; discusses policy with God.<\/p>\n
PRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings in a single bound; is more powerful than a switch engine; is just as fast as a speeding bullet; walks on water if the sea is calm; talks with God.<\/p>\n
EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds; is almost as powerful as a switch engine; is faster than a speeding BB; walks on water in an indoor swimming pool; talks with God if special request is approved.<\/p>\n
VICE PRESIDENT: Barely clears a Quonset hut; loses tug-of-war with a locomotive; can fire a speeding bullet; swims well; is occasionally addressed by God.<\/p>\n
GENERAL MANAGER: Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings; is run over by locomotive; can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury; dog paddles; talks to animals.<\/p>\n
MANAGER: Runs into buildings; recognizes locomotive two out of three times; is not issued ammunition; can’t stay afloat with a life preserver; talks to walls.<\/p>\n
TRAINEE: Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building; says “look at the choo-choo”; wets him\/herself with a water pistol; plays in mud puddles; mumbles to him\/herself.<\/p>\n
SECRETARY: Lifts buildings and walks under them; kicks locomotives off the tracks; catches speeding bullets in his\/her teeth; freezes water with a single glance; is God.<\/p>\n
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