{"id":470,"date":"2021-12-03T03:00:44","date_gmt":"2021-12-03T08:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=470"},"modified":"2021-12-02T23:35:19","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T04:35:19","slug":"25-favourite-christmas-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=470","title":{"rendered":"25 Favourite Christmas Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>What did Adam say the day before Christmas? &#8211; It&#8217;s Christmas, Eve!<\/li>\n<li>What is a typical elf greeting? &#8211; &#8220;Small world, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>You better get spruced up if you&#8217;re going to sell Christmas trees.<\/li>\n<li>Some children call him Santa Caus since there is Noel.<\/li>\n<li>How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel? &#8211; On an icicle built for two.<\/li>\n<li>What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common? &#8211; They both drop their needles.<\/li>\n<li>If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one? &#8211; At a retail store.<\/li>\n<li>What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs? &#8211; Anything you want. He can&#8217;t hear you, anyway.<\/li>\n<li>What is green, covered with tinsel and says, &#8220;Rabbit, rabbit?&#8221; &#8211; A mistle-toad.<\/li>\n<li>Who delivers Christmas presents to little sharks? &#8211; Santa Jaws.<\/li>\n<li>What do monkeys sing at Christmas time? &#8211; Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.<\/li>\n<li>Where does Santa Claus go swimming? &#8211; The North Pool.<\/li>\n<li>What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? &#8211; Tinselitis.<\/li>\n<li>What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? &#8211; A pineapple.<\/li>\n<li>What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? &#8211; Claustrophobia!<\/li>\n<li>What do you call a letter that is sent up the chimney on Christmas eve? &#8211; Blackmail.<\/li>\n<li>What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees? &#8211; Horn-aments.<\/li>\n<li>Who makes toy guitars and sings, &#8220;Blue Christmas?&#8221; &#8211; Elfis.<\/li>\n<li>What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents? &#8211; Santa Pause!<\/li>\n<li>Where does Santa hide the presents he&#8217;s giving to Mrs. Claus? &#8211; In the clauset.<\/li>\n<li>Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?- Because it soots him.<\/li>\n<li>What does a reindeer say before telling a joke? &#8211; This one will sleigh you!<\/li>\n<li>What do you call Santa when he goes to the beach? &#8211; Sandy Claus.<\/li>\n<li>How long are an elf&#8217;s legs? &#8211; Long enough to reach the ground.<\/li>\n<li>Do reindeer go to public school? &#8211; No, they&#8217;re elf taught.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Chris George provides reliable PR &amp; GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/cgacommunications.com\/m\/\">CG&amp;A COMMUNICATIONS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What did Adam say the day before Christmas? &#8211; It&#8217;s Christmas, Eve! What is a typical elf greeting? &#8211; &#8220;Small world, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221; You better get spruced up if you&#8217;re going to sell Christmas trees. Some children call him Santa Caus since there is Noel. How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel? &#8211; On an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[26,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9357,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions\/9357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}