{"id":4719,"date":"2021-12-03T02:20:05","date_gmt":"2021-12-03T07:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=4719"},"modified":"2021-12-02T23:34:06","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T04:34:06","slug":"a-dozen-guffaws-to-start-the-christmas-partying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=4719","title":{"rendered":"10 Guffaws to start the Christmas Partying"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here are some fun one-liners and jokes to get the laughter started at your Christmas gathering through this up-coming week.<\/p>\n

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  1. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay? – Because they were two deer<\/li>\n
  2. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? – Claustrophobic.<\/li>\n
  3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? – Frostbite.<\/li>\n
  4. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? – Ribbon hood.<\/li>\n
  5. Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital? – Because he has private elf insurance<\/li>\n
  6. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 7lb 6oz when he was born? – They had a weigh in a manger<\/li>\n
  7. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? – “I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”<\/li>\n
  8. What do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa? – A rebel without a Claus.<\/li>\n
  9. How long should a reindeer’s legs be? – Just long enough to reach the ground!<\/li>\n
  10. Knock knock.\u00a0\u00a0Who’s there?<\/em>\u00a0Mary and Abbey.\u00a0\u00a0Mary and Abbey who?\u00a0<\/em>\u00a0<\/em>Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Find more jokes and conversation starters in the\u00a0By George Journa<\/em>l in articles tagged\u00a0“Christmas.”<\/a><\/p>\n

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    Here are some fun one-liners and jokes to get the laughter started at your Christmas gathering through this up-coming week. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay? – Because they were two deer What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? – Claustrophobic. What do you get when you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[26,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4719"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8867,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719\/revisions\/8867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}