{"id":4793,"date":"2017-10-27T14:16:54","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T18:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=4793"},"modified":"2017-11-08T22:53:39","modified_gmt":"2017-11-09T03:53:39","slug":"the-dead-horse-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=4793","title":{"rendered":"The Dead Horse Theory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- [if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<w:WordDocument>\n<w:View>Normal<\/w:View>\n<w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom>\n<w:PunctuationKerning\/>\n<w:ValidateAgainstSchemas\/>\n<w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false<\/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>\n<w:IgnoreMixedContent>false<\/w:IgnoreMixedContent>\n<w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false<\/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>\n<w:Compatibility>\n<w:BreakWrappedTables\/>\n<w:SnapToGridInCell\/>\n<w:WrapTextWithPunct\/>\n<w:UseAsianBreakRules\/>\n<w:DontGrowAutofit\/>\n<w:UseFELayout\/>\n<\/w:Compatibility>\n<w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4<\/w:BrowserLevel>\n<\/w:WordDocument>\n<\/xml><![endif]--><\/p>\n<p><!-- [if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<w:LatentStyles DefLockedState=\"false\" LatentStyleCount=\"156\">\n<\/w:LatentStyles>\n<\/xml><![endif]--><!-- [if gte mso 10]>\n\n\n\n<style>\n \/* Style Definitions *\/<br \/> table.MsoNormalTable<br \/>\t{mso-style-name:\"Table Normal\";<br \/>\tmso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;<br \/>\tmso-tstyle-colband-size:0;<br \/>\tmso-style-noshow:yes;<br \/>\tmso-style-parent:\"\";<br \/>\tmso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;<br \/>\tmso-para-margin:0cm;<br \/>\tmso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;<br \/>\tmso-pagination:widow-orphan;<br \/>\tfont-size:10.0pt;<br \/>\tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\";<br \/>\tmso-ansi-language:#0400;<br \/>\tmso-fareast-language:#0400;<br \/>\tmso-bidi-language:#0400;}<br \/><\/style>\n\n<![endif]--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-8818\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/dead-horse-1.jpg\" alt=\"dead-horse\" width=\"400\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/dead-horse-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/dead-horse-1-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>This theory is sometimes referred to as \u201cGovernment\u2019s Political Correctness.\u201d Here\u2019s the predicament:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that &#8220;When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount, then get another horse.\u201d However, in Government, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>buying a stronger whip<\/li>\n<li>changing riders<\/li>\n<li>appointing a committee to study the horse<\/li>\n<li>arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses<\/li>\n<li>lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included<\/li>\n<li>reclassifying the dead horse as \u201cLiving-impaired\u201d<\/li>\n<li>hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse<\/li>\n<li>harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed<\/li>\n<li>providing additional funding and\/or training to increase the dead horse&#8217;s performance<\/li>\n<li>doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse&#8217;s performance<\/li>\n<li>declaring that, as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses<\/li>\n<li>rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses<\/li>\n<li>(and, the choicest strategy) promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Government officials will also look to the root causes of the predicament before taking any action, i.e. what kind of parents it had, the horse&#8217;s colour, his socioeconomic background, perhaps the horse was bullied, or his mother was single, etc.<\/p>\n<p>It is no wonder that, for some time now, government workers\u2019 saddest refrain has been: It\u2019s been so lonely in the saddle since my horse died\u2026<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Chris George provides reliable PR &amp; GR counsel and effective advocacy. 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Call 613-983-0801 @<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/cgacommunications.com\/m\/\">CG&amp;A COMMUNICATIONS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This theory is sometimes referred to as \u201cGovernment\u2019s Political Correctness.\u201d Here\u2019s the predicament: &nbsp; The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that &#8220;When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount, then get another horse.\u201d However, in Government, more advanced strategies&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[52,46,49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4793"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4793"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8819,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4793\/revisions\/8819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}