{"id":5594,"date":"2018-08-14T08:43:44","date_gmt":"2018-08-14T12:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=5594"},"modified":"2018-08-18T09:33:37","modified_gmt":"2018-08-18T13:33:37","slug":"office-quips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=5594","title":{"rendered":"Office Quips"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Smile, it makes people wonder what you\u2019re thinking.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t be so open-minded your brains fall out.<\/li>\n<li>There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.<\/li>\n<li>A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.<\/li>\n<li>Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.<\/li>\n<li>If you\u2019re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.<\/li>\n<li>When you\u2019re right, no one remembers. When you\u2019re wrong, no one forgets.<\/li>\n<li>A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.<\/li>\n<li>There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.<\/li>\n<li>Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.<\/li>\n<li>An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.<\/li>\n<li>If it\u2019s stupid but works, it isn\u2019t stupid.<\/li>\n<li>Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.<\/li>\n<li>They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s a 5 o\u2019clock dictum: Never do today what you can put off to tomorrow. And never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Chris George, providing reliable PR &amp; GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? 613-983-0801 @\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/cgacommunications.com\/m\/\">CG&amp;A COMMUNICATIONS<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smile, it makes people wonder what you\u2019re thinking. Don\u2019t be so open-minded your brains fall out. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5594"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5594"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9824,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5594\/revisions\/9824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}