Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.<\/p>\n
Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don\u2019t want to be seen with.<\/p>\n
Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won\u2019t work, it will.<\/p>\n
Antithesis – When you try to demonstrate how something works to someone, it won\u2019t.<\/p>\n
Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.<\/p>\n
Oliver\u2019s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.<\/p>\n
Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don\u2019t know what you are talking about (often used by all levels of management).<\/p>\n
The Starbucks Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.<\/p>\n
Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.<\/p>\n
Law of Two Tools – You only need two tools in life – WD40 & duct tape. If it doesn\u2019t move and it should, use the WD40. If it moves and it shouldn\u2019t, use the duct tape.<\/p>\n
Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you\u2019ll have to go to the washroom.<\/p>\n
Law of Gravity – Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.<\/p>\n
Murphy\u2019s Law of Lockers – If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.<\/p>\n
Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the length of the reach.<\/p>\n
Law of the Event – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.<\/p>\n
Brown\u2019s Law of Physical Appearance – If the shoe fits, it\u2019s ugly.<\/p>\n
Variation Law – If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (this also occurs in checkout lines).<\/p>\n
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