{"id":6830,"date":"2016-07-08T07:49:50","date_gmt":"2016-07-08T11:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=6830"},"modified":"2016-07-11T10:04:21","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T14:04:21","slug":"dozen-whacky-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=6830","title":{"rendered":"Dozen Whacky Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday. So, here are a dozen whacky quotes to get you through your end-of-the-week challenges!<\/p>\n

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  1. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin<\/li>\n
  2. Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today\u2019s tasks. – Holly Black<\/li>\n
  3. Outside of a dog, a book is man\u2019s best friend. Inside of a dog, it\u2019s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx<\/li>\n
  4. Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. – Charles Bukowski<\/li>\n
  5. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I\u2019m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein<\/li>\n
  6. When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin<\/li>\n
  7. The reason I talk to myself is because I\u2019m the only one whose answers I accept. – George Carlin<\/li>\n
  8. If you\u2019re too open-minded; your brains will fall out. – Lawrence Ferlinghetti<\/li>\n
  9. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. – Charles J. Sykes<\/li>\n
  10. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite<\/li>\n
  11. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller<\/li>\n
  12. Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. – Benjamin Franklin Wade<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    It’s Friday. So, here are a dozen whacky quotes to get you through your end-of-the-week challenges! A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today\u2019s tasks. – Holly Black Outside of a dog, a book is man\u2019s best friend. Inside of…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[23],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6830"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8417,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830\/revisions\/8417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}