{"id":8558,"date":"2018-09-14T07:49:54","date_gmt":"2018-09-14T11:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=8558"},"modified":"2018-09-19T00:35:29","modified_gmt":"2018-09-19T04:35:29","slug":"murphys-other-15-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=8558","title":{"rendered":"Murphy’s (other) 15 Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<\/li>\n
  2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.<\/li>\n
  3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest<\/li>\n
  4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night<\/li>\n
  5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<\/li>\n
  6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.<\/li>\n
  7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.<\/li>\n
  8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.<\/li>\n
  9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.<\/li>\n
  10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.<\/li>\n
  11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.<\/li>\n
  12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.<\/li>\n
  13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.<\/li>\n
  14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.<\/li>\n
  15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. He who laughs last, thinks slowest A day without sunshine is like, well, night Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8558"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8558"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8560,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8558\/revisions\/8560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}