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<\/p>\n#FakeChristmasSongFacts from Twitter! Very funny…<\/p>\n
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The full version of Little Drummer Boy has a twenty minute drum solo.<\/p>\n
Silent Night is best performed by mimes.<\/p>\n
Do You Hear What I Hear was inspired by an ear exam.<\/p>\n
Only 2 Of The Hens Were French. The Other 1 Was Portuguese.<\/p>\n
There Is A 3rd Verse Where Frosty Goes Berserk And Kills All The Townspeople.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll Be Home for Christmas\u201d was originally written during a Los Angeles traffic jam in July.<\/p>\n
Silent Night was written by a man who snored like a freight train.<\/p>\n
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer eerily predicted the 2016 Presidential election results.<\/p>\n
Grandma didn\u2019t get run over by a reindeer; she was assaulted for being a Trump supporter.<\/p>\n
Original version of \u201cRocking around the Christmas Tree\u201d had way more cowbell.<\/p>\n
Those 5 golden rings were gold-plated because that jackass spent all his money on birds.<\/p>\n
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus eventually led to a brutal child custody battle.<\/p>\n
Whoever wrote Silent Night never had any kids.<\/p>\n
After Santa asked Rudolph to be his guide, he then turned to the other reindeer and said \u201dDeal With It.\u201d<\/p>\n
The person who wrote “Noel” was dyslexic and it was supposed to be about his brother Leon.<\/p>\n
The only thing God and Satan can agree upon? Christmas songs shall play 24\/7 for eternity in *all* Circles of Hell!<\/p>\n
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