{"id":8984,"date":"2017-01-10T08:14:57","date_gmt":"2017-01-10T13:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=8984"},"modified":"2017-02-01T22:21:09","modified_gmt":"2017-02-02T03:21:09","slug":"a-failed-u-n-survey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/?p=8984","title":{"rendered":"A Failed U.N. Survey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the U.N. \u00a0The only question asked was: &#8220;Would you please give your honest opinion about possible\u00a0solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The survey was a complete failure because:<\/p>\n<p>In Eastern Europe they didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;honest&#8221; meant.<br \/>\nIn Western Europe they didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;shortage&#8221; meant.<br \/>\nIn Africa they didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;food&#8221; meant.<br \/>\nIn China they didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;opinion&#8221; meant.<br \/>\nIn the Middle East they didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;solution&#8221; meant.<br \/>\nIn South America they didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;please&#8221; meant.<br \/>\nIn the USA they didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;the rest of the world&#8221; meant.<\/p>\n<p>And in Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>(By George thanks its followers for sending us jokes \u2013 there are dozens on a daily basis. Through 2017, we will attempt to re-post as many of the funniest political jokes with the condition that they are not mean spirited.) <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the U.N. \u00a0The only question asked was: &#8220;Would you please give your honest opinion about possible\u00a0solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?&#8221; The survey was a complete failure because: In Eastern Europe they didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;honest&#8221; meant. In Western Europe they&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8984"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8984"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8990,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8984\/revisions\/8990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bygeorgejournal.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}