- Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his. – Ronald Reagan
- Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it. – Lyndon Johnson
- Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else. – Lyndon Johnson
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. – Abraham Lincoln
- Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening. – Bill Clinton
- Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. – George Carlin
- In Washington, we know there’s a huge difference between a prostitute and a politician. There are some things a prostitute won’t do. – Sen. Claire McCaskill
- They call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. – George Carlin.
- They say it’s the responsibility of the media to look at government — especially the President — with a microscope. I don’t argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it’s going too far. – Richard Nixon
- A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. – Alfred E. Wiggam
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. – Albert Einstein
- Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions. – Albert Einstein
- Vote early and vote often. – Al Capone
- If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
- Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. – Mark Twain
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