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Here is an assortment of Valentine wishes featuring Canadian PM Justin Trudeau. (ed. – Right click on the image and “copy”. Go ahead and spread the love today!) Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @ CG&A COMMUNICATIONS. Contact: ChrisG.George@gmail.com Return to the…
Here are some of By George’s favourite Valentine wishes from United States President Joe Biden. (ed. – Right click on the image and “copy”. Go ahead and spread the love today!) Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @ CG&A COMMUNICATIONS. Contact:…
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now…
For this federal budget week By George Journal serves up ten of our favourite memes on the subject of taxes. So, come Thursday, hold onto your wallet and laugh it off. Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @ CG&A COMMUNICATIONS.
Here are some St. Valentine memes to share on Twitter, Facebook, where you might. Enjoy the laughs! #1 The politics of Love #2 The Big VD #3 It’s za thing this year… #4 You gotta love him #5 Dear Mr. President [pun alert!!] #6 I know what V is for… # 7 I don’t like…
We are only three weeks into 2022 but By George has seen some very funny memes in social media. Here are a dozen memes culled from our Facebook and Twitter feeds…. enjoy. More from the collection: “It’s snow. It’s Canada.” (Spread the By George laughter by right-clicking on your favourite image(s) and saving to your…
Grab a shovel and enjoy! (Right click on the image, save and reshare.) Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @ CG&A COMMUNICATIONS.
Seen in our By George social media feeds in the past two weeks, here is a collection of the most provocative memes sideswiping the politics of the pandemic. (Right click and save and then reshare the image.) If you have a particularly striking meme to add to this collection, please email me at chrisg.george@gmail.com. I…
By George has selected a few hilarious memes for celebrating ringing in New Year’s. Assuming you have a similar twisted sense of humour, you will enjoy through the next few days sharing these with your friends. (Right click on the images and save/copy and then share!) It’s time to kick 2021 to the trash. The…
Back in the early 1400’s chess became very popular in a European community. There was a certain group of people in particular who were especially enthusiastic about the game. They meet up to play chess with each other at every opportunity. Eventually, this obsession with playing chess caught the attention of the church leaders who…
By George elves have selected some of the funniest Christmas memes that have cross their screen this year – memes found on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Cheers! Chris George is an Ottawa-based government affairs advisor and wordsmith, president of CG&A COMMUNICATIONS. Contact: ChrisG.George@gmail.com
By George brings you a series of Christmas memes that reflects the sad realities of 2021 – another year of endurance through the never-ending pandemic.We hope some of these memes may bring a weary smile to your face. And here are last year’s memes for the pandemic season: A dozen 2020 Christmas memes Chris…
Here is a shout out to all our cycling friends. Did you know that I overheard Santa the other day say to Mrs. Claus: “I’d rather be cycling.” So, that gave me an idea…. By George presents a dozen Christmas images of Santa and his bike for all who can’t wait for spring thaw and…
#FakeChristmasSongFacts from Twitter! Very funny… The full version of Little Drummer Boy has a twenty minute drum solo. Silent Night is best performed by mimes. Do You Hear What I Hear was inspired by an ear exam. Only 2 Of The Hens Were French. The Other 1 Was Portuguese. There Is A 3rd Verse Where…
Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” subsidiary. The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree never turned out to be the cash crop forecasted. It will be replaced…
Cryptic Christmas Card A man sent his friend a cryptic Christmas card. It read: A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The recipient puzzled over it for weeks, finally gave up and wrote asking for an explanation….
10. Hey! There’s a gift! 9. Well, well, well … 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires. 5. If the…
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. — Garrison Keillor Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. — Tom Sims Christmas is a time when you…
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? – It’s Christmas, Eve! What is a typical elf greeting? – “Small world, isn’t it?” You better get spruced up if you’re going to sell Christmas trees. Some children call him Santa Caus since there is Noel. How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel? – On an…
We just realized that we provided a recipe for Greek Christmas Cookies this week without forwarding any rules to help you through the season… Here are some Holiday Cookie Rules. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test…