The Genius of George Carlin (R.I.P.)

“People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.”

“Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”

“My advice: just keep moving straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.”

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

“Just ‘cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean that the circus has left town.”

“We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.”

“Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.”

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.”

“I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”

“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”

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