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Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking. – Ann Coulter
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Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative. – Glenn Beck
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. – Russell Baker
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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. – Oscar Levant
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An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere. – Mark Twain
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A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth. – Adlai E. Stevenson
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A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation. – Adlai E. Stevenson
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest. – Kinky Friedman
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Even the Lord had skeptical members of His party. – Richard J. Daley
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Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. – Lady Bird Johnson
