10 Super Zingers

These humourous zingers are to be said with attitude:  

  • Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.
  • I can only please one person per day so today is not your day and tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  • The tongue weighs practically nothing….but few people can hold it.
  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
  • Don’t bother to wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty but the pig likes it.
  • Obviously, the closest thing you will ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.
  • If you need space then join NASA, baby.
  • Did you fall out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?
  • You just lost the chance you never had.
  • Hey, your village just called and they’re missing their idiot.

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