These humourous zingers are to be said with attitude:
- Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.
- I can only please one person per day so today is not your day and tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- The tongue weighs practically nothing….but few people can hold it.
- Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
- Don’t bother to wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty but the pig likes it.
- Obviously, the closest thing you will ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.
- If you need space then join NASA, baby.
- Did you fall out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?
- You just lost the chance you never had.
- Hey, your village just called and they’re missing their idiot.
