10 comments sure to turn heads in your office

  • AhoHgMyCQAAV0GWIf I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. 
  • I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 
  • Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 
  • You’re never too old to learn something stupid.   
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.  It appears your desk is a work station. 
  • Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. 
  • The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! 
  • Okay, whatever. I’ve learned never to argue with an idiot.  He’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 
  • I thought you wanted a career, turns out you just wanted pay checks. 

(ed. – To clarify, this column is meant to be humourist and it is not advisable to actually utter these phrases to your co-workers – especially to superiors. Use at your own risk.  BTW – this humour is a repost, originally appearing in By George Journal in March 2011.)

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