• If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. 
• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 
• Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 
• You’re never too old to learn something stupid.   
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.  It appears your desk is a work station. 
• Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. 
• The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! 
• Okay, whatever. I’ve learned never to argue with an idiot.  He’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 
• I thought you wanted a career, turns out you just wanted pay checks. 

(ed. – To clarify, this column is meant to be humourist and it is not advisable to actually utter these phrases to your co-workers – especially to superiors. Use at your own risk.  BTW – this humour is a repost, originally appearing in By George Journal in March 2011.)