- Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
- Procrastinate now.
- Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
- Ignorance is no excuse. It’s the real thing.
- Regarding apathy, I have no opinion.
- Remember you’re unique, just like everybody else.
- Indecision is the key to flexibility.
- Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
- Egotist: someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
- No matter where you go, there you are.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Eschew obfuscation.
(ed.- In April 2010, By George Journal posted two lists of well-turned phrases, from which this dozen bons mots were selected. You can view the original lists here and here.)
