You might be Canadian if:

• You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.
• You know how to pronounce and spell “Saskatchewan”
• Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
• You know that Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores before Christmas.
• You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don’t miss Hockey Night.
• You substitute beer for water when cooking.
• You pity people who haven’t tasted a “beavertail”.
• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
• You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
• You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe).
• You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
• You know which leaves make for good toilet paper.
• You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
• The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

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