- A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.
- When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
- I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
- I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
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