Dozen Whacky Quotes

It’s Friday. So, here are a dozen whacky quotes to get you through your end-of-the-week challenges!

  1. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin
  2. Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. – Holly Black
  3. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
  4. Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. – Charles Bukowski
  5. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein
  6. When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
  7. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. – George Carlin
  8. If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out. – Lawrence Ferlinghetti
  9. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. – Charles J. Sykes
  10. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite
  11. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller
  12. Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. – Benjamin Franklin Wade

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