The American Male – minute by minute

     

In the United States, every sixty seconds:*  

  • American men will eat a total of 7,398 hot dogs; 12,989 pounds of beef; 40 pounds of tofu; and 1,500 Dunkin’ Donuts. Oh yes, one-and-a-half (1 ½ ) men have heart attacks.
  • 315,432 American men light up cigarette; 150 men fire up joints; 23 start to do lines of cocaine; and, 181 pounds of chewing tobacco are stuffed in American men’s cheeks.
  • 126 gallons of whiskey is bought by American men (and 5,917 gallons of milk).
  • 494 American men go to the doctor; 111 men go to the dentist; 72 men visit the emergency room; and 30 men are undergoing surgery.
  • 12 men are arrested – 2 men for DUI, 1 for public drunkenness and 1 for a drug violation.
  • Four (4) men turn 50; roughly 385,000 American men are watching CNN; 729 men log onto the news online; 479 log on to porn online; and 2 men lose their jobs.
  • One (1) American man gets a vasectomy; 685 condoms are sold; 8 American men become fathers; 5 get married; 4 cheat on their wives; and 2 get divorced.
  • The average man produces 225,694 sperm cells – and loses 35 brain cells.

 

* – All facts and figures were sourced by the American Esquire magazine.

  

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