Humourous quotes from the world of politics

When I think of some of the statements made here I begin to think that we are living is a new age of paleontology – political paleontology – the invertebrate age, which is government without a backbone. – John G. Diefenbaker


Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx


The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, and then get elected and prove it. – P.J. O’Rourke


The enemy isn’t conservatism. The enemy isn’t liberalism. The enemy is bullshit. – Lars-Erik Nelson


Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. – Ambrose Bierce


Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. – Ambrose Bierce


I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. – Ronald Reagan


In a recent fire Bob Dole’s library burned down. Both books were lost. And he hadn’t even finished coloring one of them. – Jack Kemp


If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln


Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. – Will Rogers


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