Canada Alert: New Variant

Canada ALERT Re:  Gonorrhea Lectim

The Public Health Agency of Canada has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.  The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,” and is capable of crippling our country as we know it.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.  Many victims contracted it in 2019 when they re-elected Justin Trudeau’s Liberals back into power and are now starting to realize how just destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.  It’s pronounced “Vote-em-out.”

Votemout can be picked up at your local pharmacy without a doctor’s prescription.  You take the first dose now as a Federal election can be called at any time, otherwise, Gonorrhea Lectim could eventually wipe out all life as we presently know it in Canada.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

 

Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @ CG&A COMMUNICATIONS.

 

 

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