- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
- I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. It appears your desk is a work station.
- Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
- Okay, whatever. I’ve learned never to argue with an idiot. He’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- I thought you wanted a career, turns out you just wanted pay checks.
(ed. – To clarify, this column is meant to be humourist and it is not advisable to actually utter these phrases to your co-workers – especially to superiors. Use at your own risk.)
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