- Why can’t women put on mascara and men shave with their mouth closed?
- Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
- Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
- Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cosmetics at the front?
- Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
(ed. Our thanks to our friend Dick Inwood, who keeps us amused with his trickle of humourous e-mails.)
