15 Favourite “Crusty” Workplace Comments

  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  • This isn’t an office – it’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • Yes, he’s a PBS mind in an MTV world.
  • Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  • Not the brightest crayon/tool in the box now, are we?
  • Nice perfume.  Must you marinate in it?
  • I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  • Is it time for your medication or mine?
  • Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  • There’s too many freaks, not enough circuses.
  • I plead contemporary insanity.
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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