- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- This isn’t an office – it’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- Yes, he’s a PBS mind in an MTV world.
- Does your train of thought have a caboose?
- Not the brightest crayon/tool in the box now, are we?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Is it time for your medication or mine?
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- There’s too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- I plead contemporary insanity.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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